Pigs MUST Be Flying...

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

I never ever expected to be writing a blog post like this. I keep checking the skies to see if there are some pigs flying up there! Growing up I had issues with nervous sweat. I actually ended up using prescription deodorant to stop it from happening. I would sweat all the time and always worried about sweat showing on my clothes (I even perfected the "lick test" when shopping. Yup, I'd lick a little spot on a top to see if it'd show sweat or not!). I was never much of an athletic child anyway but the sweating issues made me loathe sweating. Since I can't smell (What Emily? You can't smell? Read about it here! ) I ALWAYS worry about body odor. I mean I don't really understand how all that kind of stuff works and the last thing I want to do is smell bad and not even know it!!! All of those factors combined have created a girl who has NEVER worked out. The ONLY time in my LIFE that I have had any kind of workout routine was when I was engaged....